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Glee: From the top (Puck, Puck/Rachel) - PG-13

Title: From the top
Ship/Character: Puck, slight Puck/Rachel
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: approx. 800
Summary:The thing about Puck is that he's not a Lima Loser. He's a jerk and he likes to sleep with pretty much any girl who will give it up to him (except Suzy Pepper), but he wants to get out of Lima. He needs to get out out of Lima. So, when Schuester pretty much blackmails him with promises of scholarships, he knows he's screwed. Puck is the one Will finds in the showers, not Finn.
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drabble meme, months and months old. Forgive my non-existent titling skills.



This is the most fucked up situation of his life. First of all, his Spanish teacher was totally scoping him out while he was in the shower after football practice. Second, glee club? No way.

Puck is awesome in a lot of areas, he knows that; he knows that he can sing and all, but he is not a loser. He tosses slushies in that Rachel chick's face all the time. Why would he want to put himself out there for a slushie facial? He started that ritual. It'd just be really wrong if it got turned around on him.

Glee club is not happening, but Schuester isn't giving up.

The thing about Puck is that he's not a Lima Loser. He's a jerk and he likes to sleep with pretty much any girl who will give it up to him (except Suzy Pepper), but he wants to get out of Lima. He needs to get out out of Lima. So, when Schuester pretty much blackmails him with promises of scholarships, he knows he's screwed.

Puck doesn't really have many options when it comes to college - he hasn't been to a math class in two years, and he skips the others at least twice a week - and the money he makes cleaning pools doesn't really last very long.

Glee club is maybe his ticket out of this town.

He already has to listen to his mom talk about Jewish grandbabies and how he needs to bring his grades up, so he decides to go for it. He could wear a dress to school and it'd be cool, so he thinks he can get away with this.

- - -

Twenty minutes into the first glee “meeting,” he wants to kill himself, but only after permanently shutting Rachel Berry's mouth. He'd be doing the world a favor, he swears. She's a hot Jew, he'd never deny that, but she's a control freak. And he only likes girls to take control in one situation, and he's not talking about deciding which Broadway song to sing in front of the entire school.

Speaking of, he's not into that.

Puck had thought they'd just be known as the glee club and would perform for random judges. You know, like at competitions, out of town. He didn't think they'd actually perform this shit in front of everyone else. He knows people.

He's thinking about telling them to all shove it and leave, but then Berry's spinning around in her should-be-illegal skirt and he spots panty.

He'll stay for a little longer.

- - -

Puck would be lying if he said Rachel getting up on him, pushing up against him in all the right places, wasn't in the top fifteen, top ten, sexual situations of his life. But this is so fucked up.

He's on stage in front of the Cheerios, a few teachers he banged last school year (and last week), and the entire football team.

This was all Rachel's idea, and at first he thought it could actually be pretty badass, since it's a song about sex, but the only people reacting are the crazy guidance counselor, Figgins, and Jew Fro is totally trying to look up Berry's dress. It wouldn't be very hard to do it, either, and Puck has seen up it a few times when she forced them to practice the dancing. She's wearing shorts under it now, though; probably because she caught him staring a few too many times.

There’s really only one moment that he hates, though, and that’s when Kurt decides to go completely off their choreographed moves and slaps him on the ass. Puck tries to walk off the stage, then, but Mercedes wraps her hand around his arm and hauls him back into place, and that’s cool. 'Cause that was the moment Rachel pulled herself onto him and started freaking humping him in the middle of the stage.

Finn hasn’t talked to him since he joined glee, but he sees him laughing at the end of "Push It," so he thinks that’s fixed. And when Rachel smiles and tells them that she's "proud" of them and hopes that they understand her decision, even after Schue talks to her about it, he realizes that maybe it's not so bad. If he gets slushied, he can always play this whole thing off as a prank anyway.

And, you know, Rachel Berry pressing up on him in pretty much every song they do is kind of a good deal.

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